Meme: 20 Things I Hate About You
Just kidding, but that Miley Cyrus song is on. You know which one. Anyway, I stole this from everybody and I'm procrastinating because I should be studying for my Logic test. No matter, how hard I study, I get a C anyway, so why bother?
Anywho......
1. Who was your first love?
Phillip Bays. We were in first grade and I pushed him down and told
him he had to be my boyfriend because I said so. He agreed and shared
his Pop Rocks with me (Sad how my dating life hasn't evolved much from
then, isn't it?).
2. Who was your first kiss and when?
Phillip Bays. I kissed him to say thanks for the Pop Rocks (Yes, LMC, I was putting out, even then).
3. Who was your first prom date?
My senior year, my butthole boyfriend, Anthony, refused to take me,
so I went by myself, looked really hot, danced all night with my
friends and their dates, and then he picked me up, took me to Bennigans
before we went to this seedy motel in Bastrop for a night of passion.
4. Who was your first roommate?
That would be loser non-prom date Anthony.
5. What was your first job?
My first job I actually got paid for was bagging groceries at the grocery store for chump change.
6. What was your first car?
I had a red Neon.
7. When did you go to your first funeral?
My great grandmother's when I was seven.
9. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
I was 26. I lived in Las Cruces for a little more than a year and
now I'm back in my hometown. I can never leave my mama long term. I
don't know how to quit her.
10. Who was your first grade teacher?
I had Mr. Campos for half of the year and then we moved to Oak Hill
and I had Ms. Dumas. The funniest part? Mr. Campos was the uncle of
nonprom boyfriend Anthony.
11. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
I went to Montreal with my dad when I was three.
13. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with?
On my first official date that my mom actually knew about? Hmm, I
went to dinner and a movie with nonprom boyfriend. In case you didn't
get the memo, my mom didn't let me "officially" date until I was 18, no
f'ing lie.
14. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
Latra Szal. We were 12. We snuck out just to say we did. Oh yeah, and she smoked a cigarette she stole from my nana.
15. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Latra was my first girl best friend. She lives here in Austin, I
think. I should look her up on Facebook. My first guy best friends were
my brother, Brandon, and Gianni.
16. Who was the first person to send you flowers?
Gianni when I was 12. My mom pitched a fit (She was in the middle
of her Fundamentalist phase and boys {and foozball} were The Devil).
17. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house?
Off of South Congress and Ben White in Anthony's cousin's house.
That was not a good time. We were like Romeo and Juliet, rebelling
against our disapproving parents and you know how those clowns ended
up....
18. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Julie
19. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?
I have been a bridesmaid 22 times. The first time was when I was 16
when my friend's sister, Ashley, got knocked up and the shot gun put in
a cameo appearance....
20. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Roll over and go back to sleep because I'm normally having a good dream about a hot guy wearing some type of uniform.
WTH is up with that last question? We're strolling down memory lane and then you ask me what I do in the morning. Random much.......
State of the Union: Befuddled at that last bit
Listening to: Joey by Concrete Blonde (All this high school stuff got me nostalgic).