Events: Wino 2009
I wrote this really great entry about Julie's 28th Birthday that I christened "Wino 2009," but in continuation of the craphole that is my life, cyberspace decided to eat it. So, you're getting the abbreviated picture book version.

Here's the birthday girl with her husband Mario. I'm his other wife. lol.

This is Vanessa, Amy, and Myself. I think they told us to look serious. I was seriously scoping out our hot server.

Julie, Amy, Myself, and Melody. We're all card holding members of the Big Knockers Club.

Vanessa, Julie, Amy and Myself. Julie literally fell in our laps a second before that picture snapped.

Vanessa and Myself. We're card holding Britney Spears fans!

Dude. Are Ebony and Ivory not some hot bitches or what?

When winos go bad....yes, she really did lick her, and yes, Vanessa really was that grossed out.

Booty bumping at Grüv. Get down on it!

Us at Grüv. I love these two girls. They rode me up and down every parking garage on 4th street looking for my car until 3:00 in the morning without complaining. If these aren't good friends, then I don't know what is.

Can you tell how happy we are that we got our differences worked out? We promised not to let anyone get in our ears with nonsense and come in between us again. I know who I can count on. I know who I can depend on. I know who my best friend is. Ebony and Ivory ride again. I feel like I should be singing that "Reunited" song.
State of the Union: Happy
Listening to: You Found Me by the Fray